I love that the British have a holiday because of the fact that a guy tried to blow up Parliament.

So damn excited to watch Super Troopers.

Super 8 was one awesome 5 minute train crash, and 2 hours of boring shit.

Does anyone else ever run through entire conversations that could possibly happen between you and another person, in your head?

Damn Omaha…yous got some ugly ladiesss.

Cracker Barrel…? THAT’S RACIST.

The bigger the hoop earrings, the bigger the whore.

Wu Tang again? Again and again.

Welp… the drive back tomorrow might blow. I don’t care though.

RT @peterbyrnes: Hey, if you’re not willing to condone the horrific abuse of young men, you have no business being an NCAA Division I fo …